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26 July 2004

Ninjitsu

Whaddaya know! A serious history of both the myth and the reality of ninjas.

Of course, that's not what you want. You want things 9-year-olds think about ninjas. You want the little-known Star of David Ninja Shuriken (which comes with instructions that only the crafty can find.)

You want cool ninja t-shirts. There's plenty. I have for you ninja pirate, only a ninja can kill another ninja, skateboarding ninja, "got ninja?", fractal ninjas (have more points), and killer coding ninja monkeys do exist, plus instructions for how to wear a t-shirt the ninja way.

Bonus for latecomers: Ninja Massage Therapist!

29 November 2006

Ninjas

This being a non-denominational blog, I support both pirates and ninjas. As result, I just received the following email:

The ninja from Ask a Ninja is coordinating this year's December 5 events with me. Already it's shaping up to be bigger and better than ever before.

We have a brand new domain name — www.dayoftheninja.com

And we have a brand new wiki to coordinate events. PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT to log into this website and add your event details. The more info we get up the better it will be.
....
I have already added some information about events that I knew about, but if you can add more it'll be great. If you can't figure out the wiki, please email me with the following info if you can:

  • Event type (meeting, pirate protest, costume party)
  • Event hours (Decembrber 5, but when? What time?)
  • Location (country, state/province/city, address if appropriate)
  • Contact info (website, email, some way to coordinate with other people)
  • Number of people involved
Do whatever you can to get attention from the press (as long as it's legal). Call your local radio or television station and let them know what's going on. This year we can cement this holiday in its rightful place beside Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Personally, I think the ninja and the pirate can live together and harmony. And the Ask A Ninja ninja is funny as hell. Especially his answer to Question Nine: Ninja Love.
If ninjas can be accused of anything, it's loving too much.
This upcoming Tuesday is this year's Day of the Ninja.

30 November 2004

Ninja festivities

As part of our ongoing ninja coverage here at Miniver Cheevy, I inform you that this Sunday will be the second annual Day of the Ninja.

Forget "Talk Like a Pirate" Day. This will truly be our chance to show the world what ninja are made of.
Hmmnn. Ninjas and pirates are rivals? It may be news to this guy, but there seems to be general agreement that it is so. Given my strong pirate allegiance, this may have to be my last ninja post ...

21 July 2011

Captain America

So being a geek, I've enjoyed the embarrassment of riches in superhero movies this summer. Thor was good fun and Asgard looked great. Green Lantern was kind of hokey and soulless, but impressed the heck out of my nephew. X-Men: First Class was, despite a few false notes, terrific.

But the one I was excited about opens tomorrow.

A few years back, in the pages of Marvel comics, Captain America took an assassin's bullet and died. (Don't fret; being a comic book superhero, he eventually got better.) A friend who isn't geeky—but knows that I am—asked if I could shed a little light on what it signified, but I couldn't think of anything to say. Cap has never been a character I've cared much about. Save for his memorable guest appearance in Daredevil's “Born Again” storyline, as written by the unstoppable Frank Miller, I've not felt much interest in him.

The one idea I do have about Captain America didn't do me much good in that situation, but the nifty trailer for the movie sold me completely, because it demonstrated that the filmmakers obviously have been thinking the same thing.

Captain America has a terrific arch-nemesis. Possibly the best.

Those are strong words, because the quality of your opposite number is a big deal in the superhero business. Many comics fans would say that I'm wrong about Captain America having the best foe, since the Joker obviously takes the prize. Surely Joker is an all-time great: he's the common sentiment Clowns Are Scary, made into supervillain form. Plus he plays well opposite Batman, which is important. Thanks to Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight film, you don't have to be a comics geek to know about this symbiotic relationship between superhero and archnemesis; when Joker says to Batman “you complete me” it's scary and funny, but most of all it's uncannily true, and you can see how it cuts both ways. Batman ain't Batman without the Joker to fight, and vice versa.

While we're on the subject, Batman also benefits from a deep bench of second string enemies, including supervillainous versions of a Sexy Catburglar, Earth First!, not just one but two Insane Psychologists, and many more, all contributing to Batman's general superheroic coolness. Similarly, Superman has a big rogues gallery helping to make him super, and his arch-nemesis, Lex Luthor, is great fun because he's basically Supervillain Thomas Edison.

A good enough villain can elevate a mediocre superhero into the big leagues. Nobody cared about Daredevil until Frank Miller gave him Kingpin, The Capo of All The Mafia In The World, as his nemesis, then topped that with Elektra: Your Psycho Ex Girlfriend Has Become The Deadliest Ninja In The World. (Miller is both a terrific writer and a sexist creep; Elektra remains an excellent character, nonetheless.) Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is made much more interesting by having as his nemesis Victor von Doom, whose story is “I have lived out every damned trope in the entire Gothic literary tradition, we were best friends in college, and I have conquered an entire Eastern European country as the first step in my plan to kill you.” Superhero fans reading this may want to argue that Galactus, who is sort of Supervillain Jehovah, is Reed's greatest foe, but I think we have to reserve him as nemesis for the Silver Surfer ....

Point being, to be a superhero, you should have a cool supervillain to foil.

So who is this arch-nemesis for Captain America, who beats out the Joker, Lex Luthor, Galactus, Doctor Doom, and all the rest?

Comics fans are probably rolling their eyes reading this, because Captain America's nemesis is generally accepted to be a guy called the Red Skull, who is your basic evil megalomanic with endless cannon fodder minions and one plan after another to conquer the world. You can see him in the trailer, if you know to look. The Skull is pretty cool, but he's not in the very top tier. But I submit that Red Skull is just a stand-in for Captain America's real nemesis: Adolf Hitler.

And I don't know about you, but Lex Luthor, Darth Vader, and the kid who took my lunch money in 5th Grade can all get in line; in my fantasy life, there's nobody I'd rather punch in the face.

The people who made this film obviously know that. So count me in.


Update: The Secret Origin of Captain America, with links to reflections on his politics and the films.

16 July 2014

Jocks and feminism

A while back I learned the story of Katherine Switzer, the first woman to enter the Boston Marathon, in 1967. She hid in the bushes and started the race in disguise.

When the race director saw what she was doing, he attacked her, trying to rip off her race number.

Now there were a lot of runners who were supportive of her. But still, deep resistance to women's athletics was a powerful force not so long ago, and is still around today.

So when a friend passed along this delightful video of the first woman to finish the absurdly difficult American Ninja Warrior obstacle course, I enjoyed it not just for the pleasure of seeing her do it. What really got to me is all the jockish men in the audience beside themselves rooting for her. Look at their faces.




Little victories.

09 December 2004

Vampires + pirates

Roger Ebert didn't like Blade III: Trinity, but he is charmed and surprised that Parker Posey turns up in it.
Parker Posey is an actress I have always had affection for, and now it is mixed with increased admiration, for the way she soldiers through an impossible role that requires her to be the first vampire with an iPod. That's an excuse to get the soundtrack by Ramin Djawadi and RZA into the movie, I guess, although I hope she downloaded it from the iTunes Store and isn't a pirate on top of being a vampire.
Thank goodness he doesn't imply that vampires and pirates are enemies. I'm broken up enough about the ninja thing already.

30 March 2013

Fully dressed superheroines

Artist Michael Lee Lunsford has an interesting little project: Fully Dressed Redesigns of Superheroines. This hits me right where I live for a couple of reasons.

I have been enjoying the trend of artists offering up their redesigns of familiar superheroes. (Check out Project: Rooftop and Aaron Diaz experimenting with costumes.) There's something charming in the question it makes one ask about what makes a character recognizable as “the same”. One of my favorite panels in Warren Ellis' Planetary is the one in the very first issue in which a team of heroes who are transparent nods to ’30s pulps — Doc Savage, Tarzan, The Shadow — encounter characters from a parallel universe who are meant to represent the Justice League ... but who are drawn to be as unlike the Justice League we know as possible while still being recognizable.

Plus Lunsford's project riffs on the much remarked sexism of superheroine costumes, much like a favorite blog of mine, Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor.

Lunsford notes that his project isn't motivated by those political/cultural questions, it's an artistic experiment in taking characters and redesigning them with a challenging theme. All of the character's he's chosen ordinarily have revealing costumes while his experiments don't show any skin and aren't even tight. It's a cool project. He's a good artist, and all of them are clever and beautifully executed, but it's interesting that some worked for me and some didn't.

His Elektra is not just spot-on, it's so good that I feel like his version is her real costume which we haven't seen before because artists have tarted her up.

His solution to Power Girl is even better: it's an out-and-out improvement over the original in every way, distinctive and superheroic. A home run. I confess that I like that he kept her curves; if I were editor-in-chief of DC Comics, I'd stop making huge breasts the Most Common Superpower but keep Power Girl as the one superheroine with impossible proportions.

Supergirl is also pretty great, though the gray trousers look a little out-of-place with her colors. (Maybe they should go all the way to black? Or maybe a longer skirt that hangs over her boots?)

His Wonder Woman is interesting, but I think a near miss. It's does say “Wonder Woman” to me and I really like the armor at the shoulders, but overall it's just a little too busy. I can't really blame him, though. Wonder Woman's costume design is a perennial problem. Her “swimsuit” costume is iconic but terrible; to make it work you need either Lynda Carter's præternatural poise or to hang a lampshade on the absurdity of it. Her old ’40s skirt somehow feels even sillier to me, and pants seem like a good idea in principle but I've never seen a version that sits right. I've long thought the best solution might be to play off of her Hellenic background and give her a Greek pteryges as a “skirt”. (I've also long thought that she should be Black, as Warren Ellis hinted at with his character Rite.)

Conversely, his Vampirella costume is a terrific costume ... but it just doesn't say “Vampirella” to me. I don't have much of a taste for the character, but to my mind the whole point of her is to be over-the-top exploitive; she's supposed to be running around killing monsters by throwing running chainsaws at them, dressed in something that's not only pornographic but could not stay on her body even if you used glue. (Though maybe I'm wrong about that; I was astonished to discover that Trina Robbins created her costume and objects to it having shrunk away to almost nothing.)

His Zatanna is a different kind of frustrating near miss. It's a nifty costume, and I can tell it's supposed to be her, but it just reads as Not Right to me. I think the main thing is that the tailcoat is essential; replacing it with a fuller cape seems to violate the iconography. As does losing the white tie. I don't like that Zatanna is often drawn with a silly cleavage window, but I suspect that a fully-dressed Zatanna is inherently doomed. Her classic costume really is just classic, one of the best ever, not least because unlike so many superhero costumes that in real life seem silly, or even physically impossible, actual real-life Sexy Lady Magicians have worn it to good effect. The fishnet stockings are part of the cocktail; change that, and it just ain't the same.

Psyloche's costume is recognizable — barely — but his version of it comes off as bland. Maybe trying to do a fully-dressed version of her Sexy Cyber Armor costume would have worked better than this attempt at a fully-dressed version of her Sexy Ninja costume? I dunno.

And last, his Black Canary is the only total failure. I see he's trying to play off of her motorcycle, which is a good idea, but it doesn't work for me. It barely says “Black Canary” (which is inherently tricky to achieve, since her original costume is also lacking in character) and even on its own terms it's just a little goofy.

Of course, most interesting of all is the very fact that I have these opinions in the first place. Where does that even come from?

So of course now I'm looking forward to his next project ....

13 July 2022

What, if not liberal democracy?

I have long kept intellectual and personal company with radical leftists, and in the last several years I have radicalized enough that I no longer count as a progressive — I am a leftist now, too.

But I have a long-standing impasse in talking with many of my leftist comrades, because I also I have a deep commitment to liberal democracy: universal human rights, rule of law, democratically accountable institutions, et cetera. Many leftists see embracing both socialism and liberal democracy as hopelessly confused. I have some questions for them.

First, though, a little clarity about what I mean.

Liberal democracy


  
NOT liberal like the Democratic Party
liberal like Isaiah Berlin

I grant how the history of liberal democracy suggests something fundamentally wrong with it. Many of the Enlightenment thinkers who originally shaped the body of libdem ideas and institutions named private property ownership as a primary human right on a par with free speech and freedom of religion. The emergence of libdem governments from that was entangled with the grave injustices of colonialism, slavery, genocide, and the birth of capitalism. Plus, of course, realworld liberal democracies today are capitalist societies exhibiting countless social injustices. “The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.”

But libdem principle and left ideals are woven together in my heart and mind.

Where history shows libdem principle & institutions delivering injustices in practice, it also suggests that libdemming harder helps. More commitment to rights & democracy makes societies more just.

The Civil Rights Movement provides a familiar example. I am not a fool who thinks that the CRM fixed racist injustice in these United States by improving rights protections and access to the the ballot box for Black people. Obviously racist injustices remain. But it would be both dismal and absurd to deny that the CRM corrected injustices at all. And though we must understand power politics to understand how the CRM forced institutional changes, that offers an incomplete understanding. The CRM used not just power politics; it also stood heavily on an insistence on libdem principles, to drive institutions not only to better serve Black people but to become more consistent with those libdem principles. Grounding political claims in libdem ideas about universal rights stood literally at the center of the name of the Civil Rights Movement.

Not that we can rely on Libdemming Harder as our sole instrument to bring justice. Injustices persisting in the wake of the CRM exemplify how history demonstrates a need for adjuncts and counterweights for the limitations of libdem principles & institutions. And I believe that we have plenty of headroom for very different liberal democracies which are much more liberally democratic and deliver much better justice than we have now.

Liberal socialism

The draw of libdemming harder includes me finding socialism not just compatible with libdem principle but implied in it … or at least in the democratic half. Surely capitalism’s private ownership of the means of production is un-democratic? Surely we can at least conceive of a body of libdem principle which does not count private property among our basic rights but does find a right to the material necessities for a dignified life? I am hardly the only person to suggest this.

Matthew McManus’ book The Political Theory of Liberal Socialism [manifesto • review • interview] demonstrates how there is in fact a robust intellectual & political tradition marrying liberalism with socialism.

Paul Crider’s Socialist-Liberal Nexus makes the case another way, and his manifesto Inheritance of Equals: A Case for Liberal Socialism makes a case for a liberal socialist vision:

Liberalism defines itself in terms of freedom, and liberal socialism is no different. But the freedom of liberal socialism is ambitious and expansive, mingling and interpenetrating with equality like a yin and yang. We will see that equality is necessary for and constitutive of freedom, and vice versa.

Those works are recent, but the position is not at all new. McManus provides the history — and when I originally wrote this post, before he published, I registered how Point 10 in the Black Panther Party’s Ten-Point Program justifies its socialist claims with nothing other than a direct quote of the statement of libdem principle from the top of the United States’ Declaration of Independence.

We want land, bread, housing, education, clothing, justice, peace and people’s community control of modern technology.

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and, accordingly, all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security

My hope is that entwining libdem and socialist principle addresses the worrisome history of the socialist project. Lenin, Stalin, and Mao do not prove anti-leftists’ claim that socialism inevitably leads to horror, but they should inspire some wariness. That all three rejected libdem principle suggests that we should think twice before doing the same.

If we believe that socialism holds more promise than history has yet proved, I think we must at least respect having that same hope for better liberal democracy.

My questions

I ask leftists who reject any marriage of leftist ideals with liberal democracy:

  • If you hold that “liberal democracy” by definition includes capitalism, how should I name a socialist society with governance grounded in liberal principles of universal rights, democratically accountable institutions, rule of law, and all that other libdem jazz? You need not accept this as a good idea or even plausible to attempt; I just ask what I should call it to avoid confusion.
  • If you hold that “liberal democracy” by definition includes the Westphalian nation-state, how should I name a social or political order other than the state which supports liberal principles like universal rights, democratically accountable institutions, and rule of law? Again, I do not ask you to accept this as a good idea or even plausible to attempt; I just ask what I should call it to avoid confusion.
  • If you reject libdem universal rights, democratically accountable institutions, rule of law, et cetera as cursed to inevitably produce injustice, what governance principles & forms do you propose instead? I do not demand every detail, but I need at least as much clarity as the 200-odd words in the Declaration of Independence the Black Panthers quoted.

More

Liberal Currents

A publication which embodies the spirit I am talking about. I enjoy their podcast series with the witty name Neonliberalism.

Liberal Currents offers discussion, elucidation, and defense of liberal principles and institutions. These principles—however qualified—are freedom, individualism, universalism, and pluralism, grounded in a respect for the dignity of ordinary people living ordinary lives. These principles are embedded and protected within liberal institutions: the rule of law, due process, democratic politics, private property, markets, and institutions of free inquiry and expression.

While the authors may at times disagree about the various forms liberalism may take as these values are contextualized in lived experience, the unified editorial voice believes liberalism is alive and more critical than ever. As popular faith and confidence in liberal principles and institutions ebb, Liberal Currents commits to their rejuvenation and vigorous defense.

“Radical liberalism”

A Bluesky thread by Aaron Ross Powell:

What is “radical liberalism?” I get asked this occasionally, as it appears in my bio here and in the tagline for my ReImaginingLiberty.com podcast, which is about “the emancipatory and cosmopolitan case for radical social, political, and economic liberalism.” So here’s a 🧵 setting it out.

“Liberalism” is a contested term, but the family resemblance among its varieties is ultimately about a shared set of values. Liberalism values dignity, autonomy, freedom, and the capacity of each of us to choose and craft the course of our own lives. It thus opposes hierarchy and dominance.

I am a “radical” liberal because I don’t just center those values in my political and social thought, but view them as the whole ballgame, and recognize the degree to which taking them seriously means throwing off a lot of the mechanisms of control many people are perfectly comfortable with.

Put simply, unless you are actually harming others, you should be able to live as you see fit, and you should afford everyone else the same freedom. It is wrong to compel other people to live the way you'd prefer, and it is especially wrong to use state violence to do so. You don't get to tell the rest of the world how to be. But you do get to choose how you want to be. That means you can't force your social preferences on others and you can’t tell them what they're allowed to exchange with others. Nor, if you hold to liberal values, should you want to. 5/

That “nor should you want to” is where liberalism is seen as not just a set of policy or institutional guidelines, but as a system of values. A virtuous person doesn’t say, “I shouldn’t murder people, even though I want to.” A virtuous person would never have the desire in the first place.

The same is true of the liberal person. A liberal person doesn’t say, “I’d really like to stop LGBT people from openly living their lives, but I can’t.” A liberal person wants LGBT people to be able to live how they choose to live, and sees a world where they can’t as bad for everyone.

Liberalism is an ethic about how we ought to view ourselves in relation to others, and how we ought to view others in relation to ourselves. It is applying the basic virtues of respect for others and joy in their ability to flourish to politics. This means illiberalism is necessarily unvirtuous.

Radical liberalism, then, doesn’t just oppose state control, but it also must oppose social conservatism, which is an unvirtuous desire to compel society (which means to compel people other than ourselves) to live in accord with our personal preferences.

It is perfectly liberal to be personally conservative: “I want my life to conform to a set of relatively stable preferences and behaviors.” It is illiberal to be socially conservative: “I want everyone else’s life to conform to that same set of relatively stable preferences and behaviors.”

To be liberal — and, remember, virtue requires liberalism — you cannot believe that everyone else must do as you approve. That’s not your choice to make, it’s theirs. And because people are individuals, the world will be diverse. Because people are changing, the world will be dynamic. Radical liberalism, then, is a deep commitment to, and love for, a diverse and dynamic world, and the myriad ways people pursue (and hopefully find) their bliss within it. And it is an unwavering rejection of the urge to control, whether that be in the social, political, or economic spheres.

Paul Crider adds:

It’s interesting that Aaron doesn’t directly touch on state economic policy, or really statism at all. As written, I pretty much agree with it. I cringe at the liberal perfectionism (pluralism is a value that must be affirmed), not because it’s wrong, but because the real tension is so bare.

I used to use “radical liberal," but I’ve moved away from it, I guess because I think liberalism comprises multiple values that are sort of always in balance or negotiation with each other, and “radical" often implies reducing to single essence.

Still radical in the ninja turtle way though.

I’m very fond of Black radical liberalism, but that’s, you know, a bit awkward for me to self-apply.

Occupy Liberalism!

A paper in which Charles W. Mills argues that “the foundational values of liberalism have a radical potential that has not historically been realized”.

It includes an academic but very useful short comment about the range of things that liberalism contains and could contain, starting from a quote from British Political theorist John Gray’s book Liberalism:

Common to all variants of the liberal tradition is a definite conception, distinctively modern in character, of man and society [⋯] It is individualist, in that it asserts the moral primacy of the person against the claims of any social collectivity; egalitarian, inasmuch as it confers on all men the same moral status and denies the relevance to legal or political order of differences in moral worth among human beings; universalist, affirming the moral unity of the human species and according a secondary importance to specific historic associations and cultural forms; and meliorist in its affirmation of the corrigibility and improvability of all social institutions and political arrangements. It is this conception of man and society which gives liberalism a definite identity which transcends its vast internal variety and complexity.

What generate the different varieties of liberalism are different concepts of individualism, different claims about how egalitarianism should be construed or realized, more or less inclusionary readings of universalism (Gray’s characterization sanitizes liberalism’s actual sexist and racist history), different views of what count as desirable improvements, conflicting normative balancings of liberal values (freedom, equality) and competing theoretical prognoses about how best they can be realized in the light of (contested) socio-historical facts. The huge potential for disagreement about all of these explains how a common liberal core can produce such a wide range of variants. Moreover, we need to take into account not merely the spectrum of actual liberalisms but also hypothetical liberalisms that could be generated through novel framings of some or all of the above.

The subtitle “Or, Ten Reasons Why Liberalism Cannot Be Retrieved for Radicalism (And Why They’re All Wrong)” names the paper addressing these concerns:

  1. Liberalism Has an Asocial, Atomic Individualist Ontology
  2. Liberalism Cannot Recognize Groups and Group Oppression in Its Ontology—I (Macro)
  3. Liberalism Cannot Recognize Groups and Group Oppression in Its Ontology—II (Micro)
  4. Liberalism’s Values (Independently of the Ontology Question) Are Themselves Problematic
  5. Liberalism’s Enlightenment Origins Commit It to Seeing Moral Suasion and Rational Discourse as the Societal Prime Movers
  6. Liberalism Is Naïve in Assuming the Neutrality of the State and the Juridical System
  7. Liberalism Is Necessarily Anti-Socialist, so How “Radical” Could It Be?
  8. The Discourse of Liberal Rights Cannot Accommodate Radical Redistribution and Structural Change
  9. American Liberalism in Particular Has Been so Shaped in Its Development by Race that Any Emancipatory Possibilities Have Been Foreclosed

If those points trouble you, check it out.