Vampires + pirates

Roger Ebert didn't like Blade III: Trinity, but he is charmed and surprised that Parker Posey turns up in it.

Parker Posey is an actress I have always had affection for, and now it is mixed with increased admiration, for the way she soldiers through an impossible role that requires her to be the first vampire with an iPod. That's an excuse to get the soundtrack by Ramin Djawadi and RZA into the movie, I guess, although I hope she downloaded it from the iTunes Store and isn't a pirate on top of being a vampire.

Thank goodness he doesn't imply that vampires and pirates are enemies. I'm broken up enough about the ninja thing already.