Sestina

Dragonladyflame has become obsessed with “Subterranean Gnomesick Blues,” a dirty sestina about a gnome. She ends up writing to the author.

I now count myself among your most fervent supporters (in fact I have just finished painting your sestina upon my wall -- the fumes, they are delicious), and was hoping you could answer a few questions regarding your sestina output.

Hilarity ensues.