Hitch vs Mel

Yeah, he turned into an insane Iraq war hawk, but Christopher Hitchens is still a badass writer and in the poison pen Hall of Fame. So when I learned that he had turned his pen to this whole Mel Gibson thing, well, I knew it would be good.

Here's the golden quote:

One does not abruptly decide, between the first and second vodka, or the ticks of the indicator of velocity, that the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion are valid after all.

And Hitch is a man who knows from the effects of liquor.