26 March 2006

Resemblance

According to a computer, I bear a significant resemblance to Kevin Spacey, John Lennon, Yehudi Menuhin, John Denver, Colin Firth, Che Guevera, Satyajit Ray, Brad Pitt, Paul Wittgenstein, or Omar Sharif.

According to street people in San Francisco, I bear a significant resemblance to Kenny G, Tiny Tim, Howard Stern, or John Lennon. Yeah, really, Tiny Tim—for some reason, black guys say this all the time.

Um, okay. John Lennon is the overlap here. I can live with that.

6 comments:

Indri said...

I got Andy Garcia, Calista Flockhart, Drew Barrymore, and Rod Stewart.

Ew.

Varla said...

God, Tiny TIM? That IS hard to believe. Howard Stern, maybe. ;)

Anonymous said...

Apparently I resemble Aidan Quinn, Hugo Weaving (?!?), Russel Crowe (57%), Alois Alzheimer (*the* Alzheimer?), and Joe Lieberman (56%). Oy.

--JD

Anonymous said...

Okay, now I think their system is just random. How can I simultaneously match Candice Bergen, Brendan Fraser, Cary Grant, Robert Redford, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Denver and Ringo Starr? WTF?

Jonathan Korman said...

I dunno, but that last combination sounds like quite a party.

FoolishOwl said...

I've had people tell me I look like Howard Stern. It gave me a strong urge to cut my hair short and get contact lenses. I may yet go with the contact lenses.

According to that program, I look like Gary Oldman, which I suppose isn't so bad.