Today's quote

From Roger Ebert's review of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, in which Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie play a couple whose marriage is having trouble ... in part because they are assassins who have been hired to kill one another.

Can you imagine Rock Hudson and Doris Day in this story? Gable and Lombard and Hepburn and Tracy have also been invoked, but given the violence in their lives, the casting I recommend is The Rock and Vin Diesel. In the opening scene, they could fight over who has to play Mrs. Smith.

Sorry. Lost my train of thought.

He's getting distractable in his old age.