Today's quote

From Patriotic High-Fructose Corn Syrup, a little review of National Treasure, which offers a terrific alternate ending to the movie. I haven't seen the picture, and I can tell you that this ending is better than what actually shows up in the movie.

Some day, they should make a movie that only has Sean Bean and Gene Hackman in it, and we could watch them betray each other recursively for 110 minutes.

I'd go see it. David Mamet should write and direct.