How to enjoy Las Vegas

Rands in Repose offers his advice, which he calls the ''Rands Vegas System ™'' or ''Vegas for the Realist''.

Drinking in Vegas is essential because you must reinforce the reality distortion field that surrounds it. You must believe that it is ok to blow $1000 at a card game which is designed to fleece you. You must learn to ignore that constant hangover that you've developed by Day #2. And, finally, you must believe that the objectification of women is WELL SHIT A GREAT IDEA AND BY GOLLY SHE'S A STRIPPER WITH A HEART OF GOLD.

Booze makes you dumb and dumb people have more fun in Vegas.

Very realistic, but also funny and wise. Not for the faint of heart.