09 August 2008

Things they don't have in San Diego

  • Clown punk bands
  • Rock ’n’ roll belly dancers
  • Gorgeous old flames cheerfully showing off how they're getting along great without me
  • Brass-heavy sextets in boater hats and diapers doing zany ’20s cartoon cover versions of songs like “Girl From Ipanema,” “I am Ironman,” and the theme from Sesame Street
  • Sexy old flames hinting that maybe they aren't doing as well as they'd like without me
  • Impromtou talent shows demonstrating actual talent
  • Blowtorches vs firebreathing set to the tune of “dueling banjos”
Just another Friday night in San Francisco. It's good to be home.

4 comments:

Al said...

We have a clown punk band?

Jonathan Korman said...

What, are you surprised?

I wasn't actually all that impressed with Gooferman as musicians, but their clown makeup was awesome.

Al said...

What event was this?

d a r k c h i l d e said...

Blowtorches vs firebreathing set to the tune of “dueling banjos”

Oh MAN! If I *had* sins I'd be committing one for "envy" and another for "lust of result!"

Enjoy. Enjoy. and then Enjoy some more for me!