19 March 2014

Jedi

They are a democratically unaccountable sect of warrior monks who use mind control ... kidnap children to be trained as janissaries ... support a galactic hegemonic order which includes slavery ... and lie to their students.

When one of them sees their best friend dismembered and on fire — by their own hand! — they do not have the compassion to deliver the mercy blow.

They even use their telekinetic powers to cheat at dice.


Not “good guys”.



And as for Yoda's alleged “wisdom”, has he ever been known to say anything that wasn't a lie, or bad judgment, or both?



Update: Cracked agrees in both text and video, and I find a description of “The Radicalization of Luke Skywalker: A Jedi's Path To Jihad”.

1 comment:

Chelsea Demoiselle said...

Enlightening reading. Thanks.