09 November 2006


T-shirt sales pitch:
Remember when ninjas got all the chicks and pirates just got chopped into thousands of pieces to the tune of wailing guitars? Yeah, well times have changed.

Johnny Depp has given us a new real ultimate power, and that's the pirate. Don't believe it? Ask any pirate and he'll tell you exactly the same thing.

Honestly, ninjas are so 2005.

2005? For the record, Miniver Cheevy is always ahead of the curve.

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