Purplesaurus Rex is the shit. Completely created out of chemicals that are all startlingly nothing like anything a right thinking person would put in their body voluntarily. Hence the marketing to children. The thing is, Purplesaurus Rex ceased to be a product of the Kool-Aid empire over 7 years ago. When I discovered that it was soon to be extinct, along with all the other mutant animal named flavors, I made a mad grab for the entire stock of my beloved beverage ...The question emerges, though: how long is the shelf life of Kool-Aid? Long enough, it seems.
16 March 2005
Once kool, ever kool?
My colleague Scout has a story to tell about Kool-Aid.