Stewart 1, Bowtie 0

You may recall Jon Stewart's "stop hurting America" appearance on CNN's Crossfire. It looks like it worked. CNN canceled the show, and Tucker "Bowtie" Carlson got the sack.

"I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp," Klein [chief executive of CNN's U.S. network] told The Associated Press.

Remember to use this power only for Good, Jon.