Snoop: I know what its mascot should be .... The Carrboro Communists.If you're laughing --- and again I know who you are out there --- follow the link: there's a bit more.
Lex: Oooooh. I like it.
Snoop: The Fightin' Commies.
Lex: The marketing possibilities alone are almost limitless.
Snoop: Yeah, I figure the football team could be called the Red Menace. They'd, you know, wear red uniforms.
Lex: Sure. With a hammer and sickle and a star on the helmets.
Snoop: And instead of having their last names on the backs of the jerseys, all the jerseys would just say "labor."
18 July 2004
A funny little Platonic dialogue.