Pool

Tynan at Better Than Your Boyfriend tells the tale of The Infamous Ghetto Indoor Pool.

My parents offered the opinion that buying a penguin was a reckless and irresponsible thing to do.

How did a penguin get into this story about a pool? Well, actually, it's a matter of a pool getting into a story about a penguin, more like, since the pool was originally intended for use as a penguin habitat ... but then the penguin thing doesn't quite work out ....

Anyway, it's a funny story. And there are pictures.