Business plan

Is it genius, or is it madness?

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO₂ LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.

I'm looking forward to competing Beet Cards for vegetarians.