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09 August 2008

Things they don't have in San Diego

  • Clown punk bands
  • Rock ’n’ roll belly dancers
  • Gorgeous old flames cheerfully showing off how they're getting along great without me
  • Brass-heavy sextets in boater hats and diapers doing zany ’20s cartoon cover versions of songs like “Girl From Ipanema,” “I am Ironman,” and the theme from Sesame Street
  • Sexy old flames hinting that maybe they aren't doing as well as they'd like without me
  • Impromtou talent shows demonstrating actual talent
  • Blowtorches vs firebreathing set to the tune of “dueling banjos”
Just another Friday night in San Francisco. It's good to be home.

4 comments:

  1. We have a clown punk band?

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  2. What, are you surprised?

    I wasn't actually all that impressed with Gooferman as musicians, but their clown makeup was awesome.

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  3. What event was this?

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  4. Blowtorches vs firebreathing set to the tune of “dueling banjos”

    Oh MAN! If I *had* sins I'd be committing one for "envy" and another for "lust of result!"

    Enjoy. Enjoy. and then Enjoy some more for me!

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