Science

Via Content Love Knowles, I learn about an open letter to the Kansas school board about the current intelligent design debate.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

Yes, there is an illustration. Though the Flying Spaghetti Monster is generally invisible.

More importantly, there is also this informative research.

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