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17 March 2005

Okay, I can't resist

This news item is the confluence of so many wonderful things.

Victorian hysteria treatments

plus

Science fiction wireheads

plus

Woody Allen

equals

Orgasmatron

1 comment:

  1. Okay, so this thing is remote-controlled?

    Women are going to be able to pay $17k to have every toy airplane and garage-door opener knock them flat with pleasure? Can you imagine what happens if your particular Orgasmatron works at the same frequency as the keyless remote for your car, for example?

    This is going to create a bit of a nightmare for the FCC.

    My folks used to call the TV remote control a twanger. Which seems like a great word in this context. Activate her Orgasmatron with your Twanger, indeed.

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