Ha!

Happydog writes:

In Creem Magazine about 1976 there was a letter to the editor that went something like,

Dear Sirs:
Who is this guy Bo Dulair that Patti Smith keeps talking about, was he in the Velvet Underground?

to which their reply was

One of the founding members.

Truer words.

Indeed.

Though it occurs to me that future generations will have a different version of this problem.