Product endorsement

I think I may need a Katherine Hepburn memorial candle.

There isn't much I can say about Katharine Hepburn that hasn't already been said, except this: She is why when I was a little girl I dreamed of being a smart businesswoman with a clever boyfriend and my own apartment instead of some fairytale princess in a frou-frou dress who needed rescuing all the time.

Guess whose dreams came true.

Or at least, I admire the pitch for it on the catalogue page.