Trickster

Warren “die puny humans” Ellis offers us a dialogue with Don Bastardos of the Amazon Basin.

A:
I want you to teach me.

D:
Yes. For Don Bastardos is very clever.

A:
I bring tribute. I'll stay as long as we have to, to be deemed worthy of the ayahuasca.

D:
Don Bastardos calls bullshit on you. Does this look like some guru temple to you? You want to get off your face on jungle drugs and see visions. Do not shit Don Bastardos.

Don Bastardos likes to get fucked up on ayahuasca and talk about old television shows. What did you think, scrawny white man?

Perhaps only funny if you've read a lot of Castaneda.