Warm water

I would not have suspected Igloowhite of knowing how to compose a good Pagan invocation, but it seems that he does.

A Supplication to the Shower Goddess of Iowa City, Iowa, for a Hot Shower Before I Teach My Eight-Thirty AM Class on Friday, February 27th, 2004

Impluvia, hot fingered,
please be there when I open the spigot.
I woke up cold.
...
when you close the thermostat circuit,
when you keep the others asleep and
save yourself for me,
it is a miracle of hotness