I am certain that several of my readers will enjoy The Recently Deflowered Girl: The Right Thing to Say On Every Dubious Occasion. You know who you are.
Deflowerment at Seance
At seance conducted by smooth-talking gypsy, you ask him to produce spirit of Rudolph Valentino. Spirit of Valentino appears and you are deflowered.
After deflowerment, you say, “Gee, Mr Valentino, may I have your autograph?”
He says, “To tell the truth, this whole seance is a fake.”
You say: “Personally, I don't believe in them either.”
Illustrations by Edward Gorey!