28 May 2009


I am certain that several of my readers will enjoy The Recently Deflowered Girl: The Right Thing to Say On Every Dubious Occasion. You know who you are.

Deflowerment at Seance

At seance conducted by smooth-talking gypsy, you ask him to produce spirit of Rudolph Valentino. Spirit of Valentino appears and you are deflowered.

After deflowerment, you say, “Gee, Mr Valentino, may I have your autograph?”

He says, “To tell the truth, this whole seance is a fake.”

You say: “Personally, I don't believe in them either.”

Illustrations by Edward Gorey!


roadriverrail said...

Tried to follow the link, but it appears to be broken.

Jonathan Korman said...

Curses! It seems that the Gorey estate has asked it be taken down!