18 May 2006

Today's quote

Chairman Bruce is reflecting on the current drought in England.
Imagine a permanently drought-stricken London also under water from rising seas. It's like two J.G. Ballard novels for the price of one!
Yeah, drought in England that green country where they say it rains all of the time. Not this year.

But don't worry. Global climate change is just something scientists are making up to piss off the Republican party because they're all partisan Democrats.

1 comment:

snakey said...

We have droughts most summers; we've been having summer hosepipe bans since I was a kid.

It doesn't help that the mains water pipes are crap and leak, though, which is where a lot of water from the reservoirs goes. *headdesk*