A modest proposal

Jesus' General has proposed a constitutional amendment that goes directly to the point of ''family values.''

A family in the United States shall consist only of a man and a woman, united in wedlock, and a child or children who are their joint offspring. Neither this constitution or the constitution of any state, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that familial status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any other groups.

Think about it.